Pitiful Mama Boy Almost 35 And A Loser

Today youll learn about the cold truth, you pitiful mama boy. Eventually someone tells you straight to your ugly face. Youre almost 35 and youre still living with your mama. Mama is a super woman who does everything for you. Cooking, cleaning, doing your laundry and Im sure she also wipes your butt. Shes the only woman in your loser life who cares about you. Youll never make it on your own. Your mother made that clear to you again and again. To say it in a gentle way: youre a little son of a bitch.