I cant stand these ugly garden gnomes - so Im going to crush these two under my hiking footwear with climbing crampons. Im gentle at very first, stroke the gnomes goes and gently touch them with my footwear - then I kick them over. The acute spikes of the crampons are just perfect to first crush little details - like the eyes or crouch of these ugly gnomes! Then its time to get to serious business - as I crush them more and more viciously until theres only a pile of splinters left of them. In the end I push some grass and mud over them and stompjump on them a few more times until theyre properly buried ;-.
