Al Fresco

Sometimes its nice just to get back to nature. Sit outside, feel the sun, hear the birds and the is powerful - and I draw upon nature for my own power. I recommend you get outside sometime. Get back to nature, be at one with your as long as youre not going to get caught, masturbate off! I dare you to go somewhere outside - your garden, the forest - find a spot where you wont be disturbed, and listen to me instruct you to wank outdoors. Its liberating!